Here's my extremely weird thought that I had.. The conservatives sponsor some radical human rights activists to make them look too radical and crazy, so ordinary people won't want to follow them. Also I've got a feeling that there's some huge conspiracy going on with the trans rights activists. Although I support them, it's getting just too radical for me.
Alligators work for the CIA and there are solar panels on their backs. They work with the turtles for covert operations and have infrared cameras in their eyes, which is why they glow at when you shine a light on them.
I’ll take an edible and get back to you on this one